A Modest Carbon Proposal by Jonathan Swifthack

I have posted this on behalf of my close friend, Jonathan Swifthack:

On Friday, October 1, 2010, a British “green group” known as 10:10 uploaded a video advertisement called No Pressure.  In the opening scene, a school teacher explains that 10:10 wishes us all to reduce our carbon footprint by 10%.  When a few children are hesitant to join the movement, they are blown to pieces and the blood and gore fly.  The ad was pulled within hours.  Of course, those on both sides of the global warming debate expressed their shock and outrage.  I agree.  I am SHOCKED, just SHOCKED that 10:10 suggests that we blow up our children!  What a dumb idea. 

Instead, we should be EATING OUR CHILDREN.